Have you noticed that the heroine in any romance is the most beautiful woman he has every seen ? Furthermore, she bounds out of bed requiring
only thirty minutes to make ready before going to work or meet a date.
What?
She doesn't eat?
Bathe?
Apply makeup?
Okay, maybe she needs just a swipe
of mascara on her long curly lashes that touch her flawless, porcelain skin when
she blinks and only a splash of lip gloss on her full, pouty lips. Maybe she
has a wash and wear hairdo (a myth, by the way). And what female doesn't try on three different outfits agonizing over the five C's of fashion; circumstance, current, color, chassis,( c-word for butt), and complain. Oh, yes, and accessories.
Not to mention that ten minutes into her routine, even a beautiful woman
requires more than a momentary tinkle on the commode.
Thirty minutes, you say? Unless she’s headed for the gym,
garden, or she just doesn’t care,
I DON'T THINK SO.
